- Take a lot of pictures during the first couple weeks. You live in a half-awake fog and you will be grateful to have those pictures later
- Taking a shower has magical powers, even a 2 minute shower
- How to take a 2 minute shower
- Babies don't understand "2 more minutes" when you want to finish something you're doing
- Diapering is an art form. I can't even count how many times I've been peed on because I didn't put the diaper on good enough.
- Babies find random things hilarious.
Dogs panting in your face- hilarious
Taking off your pajamas- hilarious
Hitting your own stomach to hear the "thunk" noise- hilarious
But it's only hilarious exactly 4 times then it's not funny anymore
- You will do anything sometimes to make baby stop crying. You want me to sing "You are my Sunshine" 138645 times? Will do!
- A baby's internal/ nighttime clock is a tricky little devil
- A 20 minute trip to the grocery store by yourself is the best vacation. Ever.
- It's amazing how much that little body can hold inside of it. Poop, pee, drool, how does such a little thing make so much??
Other moms- what else would you add to the list?